The OG SpaceX parody coin · Solana

Making space dumb
so you don't have to.

SpaceX rings the IPO bell. We ring the doom bell. $SPUCEX is the rocket that launches sideways, the plan with no plan, and the only ticker honest enough to admit it. 42% confident.

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i have no idea either SPUCEX rocket falling apart mid-flight, looking concerned woops

SPUCEX MASTER PLAN™

  1. 1. Build big metal stick ✔
  2. 2. Put fire in bottom ✔
  3. 3. Yell "WE GOT THIS" ✔
  4. 4. Hope it goes up ✔
  5. 5. Land (somewhere) ☐
  6. 6. Profit? (maybe) ☐
* Results may vary. Probably not.
the lore

The real SpaceX goes public.
We went sideways first.

Tomorrow the serious rocket company rings the serious bell at the serious stock exchange. $SPUCEX has been pricing in the disappointment since day one.

No promises, no roadmap, no aerodynamics. Just a wonky rocket, a good boy in a space suit, and a community that fully understands what it's holding: a meme.

OG contract. OG community. OG "woops".

memenomics

Numbers nobody asked for

Ticker
$SPUCEX
Yes, it's spelled like that on purpose.
Chain
Solana
Fast enough to crash in real time.
Utility
None.
Proudly. It's a meme. That's the point.
Roadmap
See Master Plan™
Step 6 pending since forever.
Head of Engineering
A dog
Good boy. Best engineer.
Confidence
42%
Down from 43% after last test flight.
mission telemetry

Live chart (look away if you must)

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declassified footage

Mission archive

SPUCEX mission control garage with the Master Plan whiteboard, a doge engineer and a wonky launch
Mission control. Status: 42% confident. Meeting in 5 min (probably not).
SPUCEX CEO calmly sipping coffee while the chart drops 70%
IPO eve. Everything is fine.
SPUCEX CEO ringing the New York Stock Exchange bell
Ringing the bell. The bell did not consent.
pre-flight checklist

How to board the wonky rocket

Get a wallet

Download Phantom (or any Solana wallet). Write down your seed phrase somewhere safer than our launch pad.

Load some SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. This is the fire we put in the bottom.

Swap for $SPUCEX

Open pump.fun, paste the contract address, swap, and yell "WE GOT THIS".

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Hope it goes up